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Sup? I have such a bad tan omg lol.

& idk what my mouth was doing…. 

Sup? I have such a bad tan omg lol.

& idk what my mouth was doing…. 

My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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LMAO

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